oh\ noes

oh\ noes
1. (oh noes) (1292↑, 274↓)
Something you say when the FBI or the police are at your door, and they are after your LUNIX. Casual use can be caused by a combination of displeasement and fear for Microsoft lawsuits against open source operating systems, such as Redhate Lunix. It may include other, less important things.

JeffK: "Oh noes, teh police\! HIDE TEH LUNIX\!\!\!11" "Oh noes, I forgot to take your bro out of the oven\!"

2. (oh noes) (528↑, 75↓)
Used when something that happens that is the worstest thing that could ever happen, seemingly.

When Darth Vader tells Luke Skywalker he is his Father. Darth: "Luke, I am your father\!" Luke: "Oh Noes\!"

3. (oh noes) (577↑, 147↓)
The most awsome expression of dismay ever.

1. OH NOES ITS OPERCAB00SE\!\! 2. OH NOES TEH HAXX0RS STOLED MY MEGAHURTZ\!\! what shall I do?\!?\!/1

4. (oh noes) (409↑, 180↓)
What to say when the giant, rhinoceros-like alien comes to eat you in your poorly-constructed marine base.

"OH NOES\!\!\!11" exclaimed teh Cyphage, mere seconds before the enzymes met his skin.

5. (oh noes) (256↑, 100↓)
When something bad has happened or is about to happen, you shout OH NOOOOESSS as a replacement to the dull, tired "oh no". Extra o's and e's can be added for extra emphasis.

OH NOOOEEESSS\!\!\! My lunch is over\!

6. (oh noes) (241↑, 182↓)
This means the same as saying "oh no\!" Saying it plural makes the word "kewl."

Oh noes\! My friend got banned from IRC.

7. (oh noes) (180↑, 136↓)
You remember lemmings? When you nuke a lemming he says "oh no" and explodes. If you truly mess up a level beyond repair and the only thing you can do is lose, you mass nuke your lemmings. They all say "oh no". = Oh Noes\!

Ah crap I messed it uo AGAIN\! Oh noes\!

8. (oh noes) (67↑, 175↓)
Something said by loser fanboy teenagers on internet forums.

Oh noes, I have no friends\!

Related: crap, omg, damn, oh no, oh shit, noes, oh noes\!, shit, boo, oh, oh dear, oh snap, oh wows, boo urns, darn, displeasure, distress, lol, oh crap, oh no\!, omfg, pwn3d, rape, shock, the s*** has hit the fan, zomg
Last updated: 2012.03.01

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